#Sam’s like DEAN I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU PROJECTING YOUR BIG GAY PANIC ONTO ME
*This is not the Winchester I want to flirt with*
I’m tired, physically and mentally. I hate keeping everything in; not being able to express my actual emotions or thoughts. I hate caring and knowing no one really needs me around. I’ve been stuck in this “unhealthy habit” which is literally killing me. I’m destroying myself little by little. I’m a mess, my life is a mess.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie