I thought I got past what you said, how you tried so hard to get me, got my hopes up only to deny anything you did basically but it all still confuses me and I don’t get why you did it. Maybe sober you needs to have a nice conversation with drunk you and buzzed you. Because we wouldn’t be in this situation if you hadn’t started it all. I only responded.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
Awesome protests erupted in my school today. Our student council planned a “fun” game for valentines day. They handed out paper hearts to every girl at the beginning of the day. Only the girls. If a girl speaks to a guy through the duration of the day, she has to give him her heart. Guys get five raffle tickets for every heart they collect. Girls cannot collect hearts, they only have one to give away, and guys do not have to give away anything. A gay male asked for a heart to give away to participate and was told no.
Some girls have taken this as an invitation to say things such as, quoted from twitter, “keeping the whores from talking today haha.” And boasting about “keeping their heart and not being a whore.” This has turned into an excuse to shame each other for talking to guys. And for what? A valentines game?
Rather than writing their names on the hearts and giving them away, many girls have written notes of protest on the paper hearts and are wearing them proudly as they associate with whoever they please and refuse to give the heart away.
Proud of some of the people in my school today.
males are rewarded for collecting female “hearts” and are encouraged to collect as many as they possibly can, but females are only allowed to have one heart to give away, and when they give it away they’re not allowed to play anymore
the correlation of “hearts” to how virginity/sex is treated in society is kind of eerie and definitely sexist
This is a really big deal! My elementary had us do this for Valentine’s Day one year. Girls were given a prize if they kept theirs, boys were given a prize if they got one. The boys would harass us - verbally, getting into our personal space, or pulling our hair - until we told them to stop and then they would get to take the heart. A lot of us were pretty mad about it at the time, and now that I see the implications of it, I’m even angrier.
ALL THIS COMMENTARY AND ALSO SOMEONE GIVE THESE KIDS A METAL
"I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes."-Walter Bishop (via ckgarden)
Guy: What’re you wearing?
Girl: An oversized Wonder Years crewneck….nothing else ;)
Guy: MMM so hot, the things I’d do to you.
Girl: Oh yeah? Tell me what youd do to me.
Guy: mmmm well first I’d order us a pizza, then I’d throw on a first pressing ManO/Transit split, and then Id cuddle your fucking brains out.
Girl: UGHHHH that vinyl is so rare. God that’s hawt
why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet
Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.